Holy Moses, this is funny...

First you randomly pick 10 characters from a manga/anime/game.

1. Roy
2. Ed
3. Al
4. Sasuke
5. Naruto
6. Kakashi
7. Zack
8. Cloud
9. Tifa
10. Miroku

Then you answer the questions below by plugging in the person next to the respective number into the question. It's kind of long...


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 (Roy) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Probably throw a pillow at him.
Maybe.
Can I even do that?

2. Number 2 (Ed) asked you to go out with him?
I'd squish.

3. Number 3 (Al) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Knowing Al, it's probably an accident.

4. Number 4 (Sasuke) cooked you dinner?
Sasuke can cook?!

5. Number 5 (Naruto) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Nothing.  I'd be enjoying the silence.

6. Number 8 (Cloud) got into the hospital somehow?
I'd sit around, waiting for his emo ass to wake up.

7. Number 9 (Tifa) made fun of your friends?
I doubt she'd do that.  She's Tifa.

8. Number 10 (Miroku) ignored you all the time?
I'd wonder what got his staff stuck in his ass.

WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Roy) do?
Snap.  Literally.  ^^

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Ed) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
He probably is the cause of it, so he'd probably walk around awkwardly, encompassed in a big emo guilt bubble.  Or, he'd try to do some kind of human transmutation, which causes me to lose a leg, and then I'd have to run around with automail like him.
Sweet.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Al) give you?
Probably a kitty.  I hate cats. ><

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Sasuke) do?
Sasuke wouldn't be around.  He's too busy being the great emo avenger, or having a bleeding party with Gaara. (haha Autumn.)

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Naruto) do?
He'll probably do something twice as embarrassing, so I'm not worried.

6. You're about to marry Number 10. (Miroku) What's Number 6's (Kakashi) reaction?
Oh man, two perverts...this can't be good...

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Zack) cheer you up?
He's Zack.  All he has to do is show up.  I'm good.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Cloud) calm you down?
Cloud is stuck in an emo bubble.  He does nothing.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Tifa) support you?
She cheers, waving her arms around, and does that so much that she accidentally knocks herself out with one of her huge...uh..."appendages"

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Miroku) do?
Chances are, I'm laughing at his expression because for ONCE, someone actually groped his ass BACK.


RELATIONSHIP PART

1. Number 1 (Roy) is all you've ever dreamed of.
Truth?

2. Number 2 (Ed) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Tifa). Your reaction?
O_o
Wow...That would be AWKWARD.

3. You're dating Number 3 (Al) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Sure, everyone loves Al.

4. Number 4 (Sasuke) loves Number 9 (Tifa) as well. What does that mean?
A huge fangirl massacre.

5. Number 6 (Kakashi) appears to be a player(XDDD) he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
PERVERT!
Nothing.  I expected this.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7(Zack) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Wow, he's focusing on one thing for more than one second.  Might wanna rethink that ADD diagnosis...

7. Number 8 (Cloud) thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Cloud? Never get a boyfriend?  Are you effing SERIOUS?!  He's prettier than most of the girls I know!

8. Number 9 (Tifa) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Now I seriously freak.  Lesbians scare me. (Just kidding...but I would freak.  I mean, it's TIFA.  How do you go from CLOUD to ME?!)


FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Number 1 (Roy) and Number 6 (Kakashi) be soul mates?
HAHAHAHAHAHA...can't...breathe...

2. Would Number 2 (Ed) trust Number 5 (Naruto)?
Why not?

3. Number 3 (Al) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Zack) come along?
That would be interesting...

4. Number 4 (Sasuke) is bored and pokes Number 10. (Miroku) What happens after that?
?! o_O I never pictured Sasuke as the poking kind...

5. Number 5 (Naruto) and Number 1 (Roy) are forced to go back to school together.
What study will they pick?
Naruto + school=retarded clones.  I say target practice.

6. If Number 6 (Kakashi) and Number 3 (Al) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Uh...I am not entirely sure, but it would be...interesting?

7. Number 7 (Zack) and Number 9 (Tifa) apply for a job. What job?
They're pretty.  They work at Old Navy.

8. Number 8 (Cloud) gives Number 5 (Naruto) a haircut. Is that okay?
With his buster sword?  Holy...
haha...it's the same, right?!

9. Number 9 (Tifa) sketches what Number 6's (Kakashi) perfect girlfriend should look like.
It's probably something close to a self-portrait.  Or a stick figure.  Doesn't matter. Kakashi is easy.

10. Number 10 (Miroku) and Number 8 (Cloud) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Miroku has just mistaken Cloud for a girl and has asked him to bear his children.