The Ten Commandments of Autumnism

The 9 3/4 Commandments of Autumnism

1.  Rule number one: Autumn giveth, and autumn sure as hell taketh away.

2.  Thou shall keep the Sabbath holy, and eat only ramen, or Autumn shall eat your firstborn kitten of every litter until you die or get your cat neutered.

3.  Thou shall engage in holy war when Autumn calls, or else she will give you aids. or herpes.

4.  Thou shall not spore a chibi armor-Al.  That hurts.  Autumn knows.

5.  Thou shall cut thy legs off at the knees after you hit 4'10".  No one is as tall as Autumn.  Bitch.

6. Thou shall not be drama-mongers.  Drama is for n00bs.  Sayeth the Autumn.

7.  Thou shall not trace. Autumn does not like tracers.  Get your own talent or STFU.

8.  If thou be writers, thou shall update when Autumn demands.  Autumn does not like to wait.  She's impatient like that.  

     a. Yaoi is a must. If ye indulge upon the said shounen-ai, ye shall be   blessed.
     b. and none shall ask of updates from autumn.   Autumn is kind, autumn is patient, and if you are not, she will smite thee.

9.   Autumn will spore her descendents every now and then. If ye shall offend one, ye shall be shunned.

9 ¾.  Thou shall not resemble Autumn.  If thou resembleth Autumn in any way whatsoever without Autumn's blessing, thou shall be smitten.